I'm so comfy on the couch with the rain outside...I will do anything to not have to do homework.
This is an old episode of the Ellen show. For a long, long time she has been trying to get George Clooney as a guest. She set up a cage above his office, she sent Deal or No Deal girls, she sent all Miss America contestants, the Rockettes complete with a snow machine, a marching band, a public announcement from Barack Obama, and George's best buddy Brad Pitt suggested Chippendales. Finally, she sent two Cincinnati Reds to lure him out of his office.
On Brad Pitt sending the Chippendales:
George: "Nothing in your life is safe."
Brad: "Don't harm the children."
George: "They're not even safe."