Someone as fine as you

An excerpt from, a cheesy, scribbled out American Greetings card...

"Who am I to say, that my wishes are fatter? The author that's who, the one deserves such a beating, when he sold this trite trash to American Greetings.

So I spruced this bitch up, with some lines of my own, with one part affection, and two parts Patron. No not really you fool, I needn't the clout, I'm free of all booze, I'm not stumbling about. The one part affection, I left that bit there, I'm a fool for somethings, and you're the corsair, that swindled my sense, and an impressive deal more, and now here I sit with schemes to adore, the air that you breathe, that gives life to your essence...do you see this fool shit?! I started a sentence, that was overly dramatic, I can't make that chronic, sure I'm romantic, just not that moronic.

So you're texting me now, and that's problematic, you're distracting me now, in a manner sporadic! Honestly though, I love when you do, I smile inside, and outside some too.

You should be twenty by now, by the time you receive this letter/card of sorts, and you better believe that your twenty is lame, it's not worth your time, just skip it and bail, I won't drop dimes. You'll be twenty plus one with me and our friends, no one will know, and we can all just pretend, that we're all having fun, and it's okay by the law, we'll be raucous and loud, until our throats become raw.

I bid you farewell, at least for the time, you've your life to attend, with small room for my rhymes. I'll be here when you need me, I'll be here when you don't, I'll be here when you want me, I'll be here when you won't. I'll stay far away, or as near as can be

I'll be your whatever, so long as you'll have me."

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lol, I'm having a really cool birthday =)