Marine by Urban Dictionary

I was on Skype with Killer and I was looking up...something, I don't remember...but what I do remember was that on my Google search page there was a link for "Marine" on Urban Dictionary that popped up so of course I had to click it out of curiosity.

Here are a few of my favorite definitions.

1.) Marine: "No better friend, no worse enemy."

The Marine kindly shook a child's hand in the morning and kicked major insurgent ass at night.

2.) Marine: "...The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our Mother was an M-16, and our Father was the Devil...I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe...We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,
MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!"

3.) Marine: "A Person who can salute the American flag after haveing both legs blown off for it...A Person who no longer can be called a person but rather a Leather-Neck, a TWC (Terrorist Welcoming Commitee), or Devil-Dog."
Army:"One Marine just took out 27 insurgents by himself after losing both legs and 3 fingers!"

4.) Marine: "The Men's Department of the Navy"
Marines are a department of the Navy. Yes the Men's Dept.

5.) Marine: "The best damn fighting force in the world."

Army soldier: Sarge, what are we goin' to do there's hundreds of enemy soldiers closing on our position.
Army sarge: Don't worry the Marines are on the way to help.

6.) Marine: "The first to war for one reason, they are the best."

Soldier 1: What happened here?! It looks like a RPG killed all 500 of these Iraqis.
Soldier 2: No, 3 Marines just went through 'bout 20 minutes ago.

7.) Marine: "Savages on the battlefield and in the bed"

8.) Marine: "Better than Chuck Norris"
a.) The Marine helped the child on his way to get water from the well and bring it back to the village, while he shot thirty seven terrorists in the face with an assault rifle made of sand.

b.) Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down. A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitated it using his hands.

9.) Marine: "The only people who get the job done right."
A Sailor (Navy) and a Marine walk into the toilets in a pub. They both start urinating the stalls. When finished the Marine heads straight for the door, without stopping at the sink first. The Sailor, disgusted, calls out "Hey mate, in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we piss!!", to which the Marine replies "Really? In the Marine Corps, They teach us not to piss on our hands.

10.) Marine: "When you absolutely, positively need something blown up before noon, this is your team."

They only have 2 jobs to do:
a.) Take the land from our enemies
b.) Kill anybody who try to stop them from doing job #1.